London Fire Brigade Use Star Wars To Warn Of Dangers Of Sex Toys


“Don’t use the force”

We can’t imagine many things more horrific than needing the emergency services involved due to some sort of sexual accident.

But the situation firefighters found themselves in recently is like something taken straight from the American Pie films. You know, the bit where Jim mistakes lube for superglue.

After receiving a call from one not so lucky lad, they had to spend 6 hours cutting him free from a penis ring that had gotten stuck where no one wants anything stuck.

It must be a fairly common occurrence too, as the London Fire Brigade have parodied the Star Wars opening credits to raise awareness of the less than glamorous side to sex toys.


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