In episode 407 of things you didn’t know you needed until now, we present an inflatable speedboat.
Owning a speedboat is one of the oldest stereotypes of being rich – sadly for the majority of us it will always remain a pipe-dream. Sorry.
Fear not though, as we’ve stumbled across a perfectly adequate alternative that is still sure to make all of your mates jealous.
This 20ft inflatable party boat is arguably just as good as the real thing, being big enough to host six people on whichever nautical adventure you choose.
The eBay product description reads: “Whether you want to ride, play, or lounge, this mega-sized float is right for you. It’s large enough for the whole family–kids and adults will enjoy fun in the sun together. The float includes an inflated rear swim platform with five handles for easy mounting and dismounting, eight cup holders and a built-in cooler. An inflatable bench seat provides comfortable seating for plenty of friends to hang out.”
It continues: “You can use it on land or water, as poolside furniture, on your patio or deck–any location. The simple to use safety valve makes inflating and deflating fast and easy, allowing you to inflate to your desired comfort level. Add more air for more firmness, less air for more softness. The inflatable float is the perfect way to combine big relaxation and big recreation in your backyard swimming pool, lake, bay or even on the lawn.”
Pricing up at £267 if you split the boat between six of you it really isn’t a bad deal. Plus, can you really put a price on luxury?