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You Can Now Buy A 6ft5 Animatronic Pennywise In Time For Halloween

Good luck sleeping tonight.

Warner Bros. / Spirit Halloween

IT fever has taken over ahead of Halloween, as fans flock to theatres for chapter 2 of the iconic horror story.

With the spookiest time of the year rapidly approaching, we’re seeing all kinds of creepy product lines hitting shelves – but this could be the most harrowing thing we’ve found so far.

That’s thanks to the guys at Spirit Halloween, who are selling a life-size model of Pennywise the clown, just in case you weren’t interested in sleeping tonight.

Spirit Halloween

“You’ll float, too! Your favourite horror movie monster is about to bring your Halloween horror scene to life! There’s nothing friendly about this authentically-designed Pennywise animatronic, and your guests will be scared by the sheer sight of him! Everyone knows what happens to the kids that Pennywise comes in contact with, so you better warn your guests about what he’s capable of before it’s too late. He’ll jump at you and scoop you up so you’re never seen again!” The product description reads.

“Pennywise the Dancing Clown will strike fear in everyone who passes by as he quickly pops up as he introduces himself and says exactly what he’s going to do with your flesh. If you don’t run away fast enough, you’ll float too, just as Pennywise warns.” It continues.

The model comes equipped with three different phrases:

  • “Well, I’m Pennywise the Dancing Clown. I’ll take him. I’ll take all of you. And I’ll feast on your flesh as I feed on your fear.”
  • “This isn’t real enough for you? I’m not real enough for you? It was real enough for Georgie.”
  • “Where you going? If you lived here, you’d be home by now. Join the clowns. You’ll float down here. We all float down here. Yes, we do.”

Perfect for scaring the living daylights of kids on your street.

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