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You Can Now Buy Christmas Stockings With Your Face On

PERFECT for gifting this Christmas.

Last year there was a huge craze of buying items with yours, or your friends faces on – and it seems that with this latest offering the craze is still well and truly alive.

Just in time for Christmas, you can officially buy stockings with your face on – that you can gift to all your loved ones that you probably won’t be able to see over the holidays. Maybe all your uni mates could get one as a gift before they go back home to their families to remember you by.

This will trump your old tatty dusty stocking that's decades old (Credit: Prezzybox)

Better yet – you can choose up to two faces on it so it could even be a collaboration stocking involving yourself and your pet.

It’ll set you back just £26.99, and can be bought online here.

If you’re going on holiday next year, but annoyingly your best friend can’t come with you, then you can pretend they never left your side with this personalised beach towel!

However, if you don’t fancy losing a close friend due to them being very freaked out, then you can get your own face on it too! That way, no one can ever rob it. It’s literally got your face on.


The description reads: “Ever wanted to sit on someone’s face on the beach? We know we have. Wait, not like that. Get your mind out of the gutter.

“Choose who you want to towel-ise and our magical towel making wizards will repeat it across your very own personalised massive beach towel. Upload the photo you’ve chosen and we’ll do the rest. Before you know it, you’ll be sat on the beach on a perfect likeness of your favourite person.

“The fast-drying microfibre weave rolls up super small, taking up as little room in your bag as possible. A fab gift for frequent fliers, beach bunnies, gym devotees, fans of the great outdoors, people in small flats, and anyone who can appreciate the humour of wrapping their naked body in the likeness of someone they know.”


Bloody hell, I wasn’t expecting that description.

If you live the idea of having your friend’s (or your own) face printed on something, but you don’t like the idea of a towel, don’t worry. There’s more.

One Etsy seller called Onyx2000 lets you personalise t-shirts with a face.

All you have to do is to send a high resolution picture of your mate and they’ll print their face all over the t-shirt.

Onyx2000 writes: “DON’T Forget to message me a Photo once you purchase! (You don’t need to Crop a Face – I will Do It; Quality of the print depends on the Quality of the photo) Attention: Designing can take around 24 hours, Avg. production time around 3 Business Days + Delivery 1-2 Weeks. Make sure please, that you are ordering this beforehand! T-shirt is soft, comfortable, lightweight, and made of a fine-count yarn. It’s specifically designed for sublimation and yields vivid prints that pop. The cut is also specially designed to reduce the possibility of white streaks during printing.”

Reviews are pretty great too, one buyer wrote: “I bought two of these shirts, one with a photo of my best friends face and one with her husbands. Me and my husband are traveling to visit them and decided these would be perfect to wear when they pick us up from the airport! So hilarious!! The seller was very quick at replying to my questions and processing my order! Excellent experience for sure!”

Check out Onyx2000’s Etsy shop here.

If you’d rather have someone’s face on your bedsheets, a company called Shelfies can make that dream a reality.

You can either get your own face, your friends’ faces, or even your partner’s. The possibilities are endless. It’s one way to really terrify anyone who ventures into your room.

Credit: Shelfie

The description reads: “We’ve got some of the craziest and unique designs the internet has ever seen… but we don’t have everything. Especially not your face. Upload your image, we’ll do all the design magic and within no time you’ll have a real item with your face allover.

  1. To get started, upload the image you would like printed.
  2. We’ll send you a digital preview within 24 hours and you can have us make any changes you want before we send it to print!
  3. Questions? Chat with us here or email

“Spice up your bedroom with some wild photorealistic all-over-print bed covers. You’re spending half your life sleeping (or more) so do yourself and your bed a favour and make it extra special.

“The design is printed all-over in extremely high resolution and is guaranteed to never fade or peel.”

I can imagine that there’s a lot of parents out there who would love to get this for their kids just to really p*ss them off.

Credit: Shelfie

Is this not the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen? Obviously, it’s definitely worth asking your friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/dog if it’s okay to use their face in this way. It might be a little creepy to do it without getting permission first. Also, their face is going to see a lot of stuff. It might be worth getting the okay first.

Annoyingly, the price is a bit of an issue. For a twin, you’re looking at £98.52. While a queen will set you back £115.91 and a king is an eye-watering £133.30.

But can you really put a price on happiness? Or really creeping your friends out? Of course you can’t. You can get your own duvet cover here.

Oh, and they also do a matching blanket too.

[Featured Image Credit: Prezzybox]

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